Some Dude From “American Pie:Band Camp”

Has made a movie musical about Barack Obama killing vampires.

In the flick, the vampire-fighting Obama, played by newcomer Justin Sherman (”The Man Who Couldn’t”) struggles to persuade the Ivy League vampire society that “opposing political philosophies can coexist or else the society may transform Obama to the dark side.” Oh, and along the way you get to see some dancing Harvard student vampires.

Lawson described the film as a mixture of Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” video and “Jesus Christ Superstar,”

There’s a significant plot problem here: if its a law review he belongs to (particularly the Harvard law review) his own group and the group of Ivy League vampires may not be mutually exclusive.